So last night some friends and I get home from a late night In N’ Out run and we greet my parents who are watching a movie with my French host sister and they say that they’ve got to tell us a story so my mom says that apparently Tuesday morning when our next door neighbor’s daughter went out to her car, someone had smeared red stuff all over the sides and it wasn’t blood okay cause that’s what we all asked but I guess it was something else like dye or some shit and it was really hard to get off but anyways, then on Wednesday morning when the dad goes out to his car, one of the windshield wipers is missing and that’s kinda fucked up taking only one windshield wiper but relatively harmless okay then yesterday at 3:30 in the morning when the son is leaving to work, he sees this man dressed in all black with a black hat pulled down over his eyes standing in my driveway just swaying back and forth on the spot, so he texts his mom and tells her about him and she peeks out the window and sees him then goes back in the house and gets her husband and by the time they came back HE WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING KITCHEN WINDOW LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AND SWAYING LIKE SOME PARANORMAL ACTIVITY BULLSHIT so they peek out the door and ask him what he’s doing there and he wasn’t even startled HE JUST KEPT STANDING THERE SWAYING AT MY KITCHEN WINDOW so they ask him again AND HE DOESN’T SAY SHIT HE JUST WALKS DOWN THE DRIVEWAY AND WALKS AWAY DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET REALLY SLOWLY. And good god everyone was so freaked out and a bunch of people ended up coming over so we had to tell it like five more times and when everyone left they made sure to all go in a group and I go into my room and Marie’s already sleeping but she talks in her sleep so it’s pitch black and Marie’s whispering to herself on the other side of the room and even though I’m pretty used to it this time I was really creeped out so I turned on the light and she turns over looking very delusional and goes, “Don’t open the light.” and goes back to sleep. But yeah guys I made it through the night even though I’m still really freaked out when I think about it.

(Source: artforkatz)