ASLDFKAJSDF HOLY SHIT I KID YOU NOT IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. I was right right right in front and he sprayed and spit and poured champagne aaaaaall over my head and I was fucking soaked and they threw money in the crowd and all this silver confetti came down and even Duck Sauce and Tiesto were there just hanging out and HE LOOKED RIGHT IN MY EYES AND GRABBED MY HAND OH GOD and he had this huge cake that said Dim Mak on it and this guy had a sign that said CAKE ME STEVE AOKI and he threw it sooo hard an from soooo far away straight into the guy’s face and it was awesome and then he put this life raft on the crowd and disappeared and reappeared up on the balcony and JUMPED OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING BALCONY ONTO THE LIFE RAFT AND THEN CROWD SURFED ON THE LIFE RAFT AND GOOD GOD IT WAS SO GLORIOUS and ughhh his stage presence was really just like no other and at the end he had this t-shirt and he said that he’d give the shirt to whoever made the funniest face so he walked along the crowd looking at people and I made this face and it honestly wasn’t even all that weird but HE POINTED STRAIGHT AT ME AND HE WAS LIKE, ‘YOU!’ AND HE TOLD HIS PHOTOGRAPHER TO TAKE A PHOTO OF ME AND THEN HANDED ME THE SHIRT AND THEN I DIDN’T TAKE IT OFF FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT EXCEPT TO WASH THE CHAMPAGNE OUT OF MY HAIR AND IT WAS SO GLORIOUS. Seriously though this man is doing so much for us Japanese Americans, he literally breaks every stereotype that Asian men can’t be cool.